If I were a guy…and I had this machine…I’d never leave home. This thing is so freaking fantastically awesome. A hands free Cocksucking masturbator? In the hands of Fortunes? Oh yes…and wait until I screen off the intake and fill it with marbles or 100 other variations I’m already dreaming up. Maybe it’s time for a Sybian…I’m jealous. Who’s ready for a marathon bound denial?