It’s been TOO LONG since I have rewarded the Happy Pervert Club members… I have two special sexy female guests…and YOU are invited to your own Strap G@ngbang, Golden Shower Overkill, Queening-A-Thon. I might even let you help me molest a fine ass biotch (she’s like 20 and I’m going to ENJOY THIS!!)…help me tie her to the table (the one YOU KNOW so well) and help me see if she squirts like ME. Let’s do something wild!

I’m in charge…so you know you’ll be safe (your naughty parts are my responsibility) and you know for sure this will be outrageous.
Friday Night, FortunesLand, starts @ 8 and goes until we crash.
PRIORITY IS GIVEN TO MY REGULARS…what does that mean? That means that Fortunes Bitches get first dibs on scheduling…and get some love. Why? Because I wanna have REAL fun…dont wanna deal with screening. Listen up Happy Perverts…I’m showing you my love.
Tomorrow, all the rest of you…who arent yet Fortunes Bitches (but will be soon)…are welcome to inquire on availability to join our Friday Night Party.

Fortunes Regulars=someone I already know $300
Fresh Meat=someone I cant wait to meet $350

Psssssst….Happy Perverts, if yer interested but cant make it Friday Night gimmee a text and we’ll work out another time this weekend, just for you baby!!!