Funny Requests/Phone Calls…. new Tag
I’m going to start sharing with you hilarious requests/phone calls I get. Why? To pass on the torture a lil, it’ll make me feel better if you all have to suffer these idiots right along with me. So…new Tag on the Tag Cloud called Funny Requests/Phone Calls.
Today I had the following Text convo:
He: I’m an airline employee/photographer looking to see you in exchange for a roundtrip airline ticket or free professional photoshoot. Please let me know.
Me: Gimmee two tickets and yeah…one ticket gets me somewhere alone
He: I understand that I can do that but it’ll have to be great.
Me: Uh…is that a challenge? I’m not hurting for clients…and dont do trades often.
He: Not a challenge at all.
Me: What r u lookin for?
He: I just wanted a quick oil grind something with you grinding on me or me on you with oil like a tease and denial type thing.
Me: ? HUH? Have u been to my websites? A “quick oil grind” thats supposed to be “great”. I’m a PERVERT…into EXTREME fetishes. This sounds like a bodyrub.
He: No bodyrub and I just saw the site and wow! I dont get into all that so I think I’ll pass but thanks anyway.
Me: Nothin makes me laugh harder than NO budget with HIGH expectations and NO research. Good luck.
NOW, was I hard on him? I dont think so… I’m just being honest! and…
and HE passed? BOYS R DUMB. just sayin…