OMG, is anyone else entertained by the herd of hookers posting as Dommes this week on Backpage? FUNNY shit…alot different attitude needed here bitches.

Hooker Speak, “I’m wating for you to call Papi”…

Domme Speak, “Get in where you fit in babe”…

Hooker Speak, “ANY fetish is available”…

Domme Speak, “My Specialties are…”

OH! and of particular entertainment to me (cuz you know I read all the ads in all the categories) are those women who have created entire new personas for each category. For instance, on the Dom/Fetish page…my name is Betty, on the Bodyrub page my name is Alice…

Some have gone to such lengths as to create multiple websites, one for each persona…and that tricked even me until I started comparing pictures. I’m thinking if they are crafting hours worth of lying they wouldnt use the same pictures everywhere…

Another entertaining aspect this morning…postings from today include completely FAKED photos…which is COMMON on the escort side and RARELY happens on the Dom/Fetish side.

Wanna know why? Backpage.com doubled the price for escort ads and discounted the price for Dom/Fetish….so here come the herd of Hookers. Dont get me wrong, I like Hookers… LOVE them. But…its a hard turn going from suckin 10 dicks a day to shittin in someone’s mouth. Just saying…

And then there is the ONE bitch who has stolen her entire ad from the rest of us…she’s taken a lil piece of myself, Noir, Storm, and Bridget and made a great ad…except, she posted a few months ago with her real pictures..hideous. Today tho…she’s a whole new FAKE woman. Amazing.

Problem with this is…these women are only on the initial visit TAKE. They know you will be shocked when they arrive, they know the best they can do is take your money ONCE so they’re goin for volume boys. Beware.

Um…I plan on being Holly all day today. True…I’m no Strict Dominatrix, but I dont put out ads with other women’s pictures and say that I am either.  However, I AM MOST DEFINITELY pulling up a lawn chair for a front row seat to this show…the next few weeks should be HIGHLY entertaining.

Examples of what I mean:

http://phoenix.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hour-glass-figure-sassy-vibration-sultry-styleirish-lass/11498803 is the same person AS…

http://phoenix.backpage.com/Domination/double-domme-delights-come-entertain-us-30/11127635  Yet two different names and websites…