I  took yesterday off and slept ALL day. So totally needed that! But now I’m up at 2 and can’t sleep! Fuck…

Taking the day off yesterday wasn’t planned and I apologize to those of you I ignored…phone and email, but I just needed a totally about ME day and I knew when I woke up yesterday, it was the day. I was grumpy, woke up grumpy. I generally avoid humans when i’m seriously grumpy and you can thank me later. Quite a bitch…just saying. Noir says I’m especially bitchy when tired or hungry. Well, I haven’t eaten real food since Tuesday evening and hadn’t slept well in 2 weeks. It was a day for ME to be alone. I still havent eaten. Something is up with that! 

Noir and I are on the hunt for a house. A BIG house, to rent. We need double masters, somewhere around 6 bedrooms  and hoping to find something with a detached area for fun. Putting it out there to the universe…by a freeway and with a land lord who just wants his/her $ and the place kept beautiful. We have a couple to look at already, but this will take months, no doubt, to find the perfect spot. The time has come for personal slaves. Really, its a perfect mix. She entertains me like no other…everyday would be something new in a grand old house with Noir. Fer Sher. Meanwhile…I’ll be in the back somewhere oversexed as usual. I think the idea that I’ll settle down into some traditional co-habitating arrangement with a guy and live vanilla isn’t on the near horizon ( I know, SHOCKING)  so I think this would be a great time. Hunting…..

 I’ve been getting ALOT of requests lately for personal servitude. I’ve only ever had one personal, part-time. I’m not sure what I put out there that indicates I have the kind of time needed to properly train a slave. Can’t everyone tell I’m far too busy fuckin with my strap? I think I will sit down and develop a checklist of the qualities necessary to be a personal slave of Mine. That should be a hilarious exercise…

Must be able to suffer my sense of humor in silence.

Must memorize my starbucks order. Ok on the real-there are at least 49 of you who should know that one already! Just switch it to an iced though…its summer!

Must be able to process 100s of towels weekly. Bleach and more bleach…

Must ensure gloves, lube, batteries, cigarettes, groceries, and lightbulbs are stocked at all times.

Hey, I think we’re on to something here. My own personal Learned Helplessness. Awesome. pretty soon I will need my slaves to carry me to the toilet to pee at night, for I cannot be bothered with walking!

I’ve had paid assistants fuck up the towels…might as well do the shit myself!

I’m going to try to sleep…