All I have accomplished today is 2 hours of masturbation. the disclaimer should read:

Warning! Restrictive bondage and repeated forced squirting orgasms may lead to dehydration, sleepiness, excessive smiling, fantasizing about dark shadowy anonymous men, and uncontrolled masturbation after napping. Please proceed with caution when mingling with others for 24 hours after, some report dizziness and decreased inhibitions.

Um….I’m going home before anyone gets hurt. All the large dicked men in Phoenix….you have been warned,