Ok, last night LATE, this hottie comes to see me after I refused to come to the Hyatt  (UM..all my shit is here, I cant pack the table!).  ANYWAY…

He’s an evolved strap lover…so while I was making a serious effort to stretch him for an awesome fisting….it happened.

My ASS finger (right pointer) acrylic fingernail POPPED OFF, poking him on the inside. OMG. You can imagine the pressure it would take to make that happen. True, this fingernail was weak and a little long. STILL…

Thank god for gloves or my fingernail would have been lost forever in the abyss.

Remember the insertable inflatable that nearly split my pussy? He loved it…12.5 pumps is the record to beat. Who’s comin for 13????

Note to self: shorter fingernails and for sure way shorter on the ASS finger!